Election, election, Obama’s radical priest, election, election, Sarah Palin’s $150,000 wardrobe, election, election.
Yes – you can breathe now, it’s all over. No matter how passionate you are – your opinion doesn’t matter any more because the majority spoke – we have a new president.
Now, after being released of this political prison, we can thank the candidates for one thing – intelligent public relation jargon.
Now it’s common knowledge that John McCain is not old, but “wise and experienced.”
And Palin wasn’t picked for her beauty, but for her “young and fresh” appeal.
As media people, the election seems to have lasted 800 billion years. To stay “savvy” we’ve been immersed in cackling pundits and distorted fact campaign videos, and let us say it first—thank goodness it’s the Thursday after the election.
So, now the big question becomes – what do we talk about now?
How are we going to live without campaign coverage and “major” controversies leaking out of the media?
Well, let’s start this after-election party off right and get back to belly laughs and late night Taco Bell.
Here’s some humorous fodder to chew on.
The sound of E.T. walking was made by someone squishing her hands in jelly.
The king of hearts is the only king without a moustache.
Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn’t wear pants.
If that doesn’t do it for you, take a mini-vacation to Africa. Talking critters can take you on a safari escape in the new Dreamworks Nov. 7 release, “Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa.”
Actually, the silly wild animals in “Madagascar” actually resemble political candidates.
The always-ill giraffe, Melman, must have voted for John McCain because they share the same personal agenda: old-age health problems.
Then there’s King Julien, self-proclaimed lord of the lemurs.
He’s totally Barack Obama’s celebrity counterpart – making sure he wears the hat of superiority.
The intriguing and attractive hippo, Gloria, plays Sarah Palin.
She’s concerned more with being cute than much of anything else.
The allusive and power-hungry penguins play Palin’s firm supporters of her campaign, “Vote for Glamour! Palin 2012.”
